What if we all had mental disorders?

Aries- Histrionic disorder (pervasive attention-seeking behavior including inappropriate sexual seductiveness and shallow or exaggerated emotions.)

Taurus- Binge disorder (characterized as going through periods of excessive amounts of eating, rest, sex, drinking, other indulgences, and focusing on physical pleasures to cope with stress)

Gemini- Multiple personality disorder (Relying on various separate and unaffiliated personalities to protect oneself.)

Cancer- Borderline personality disorder (characterized by depth and variability of moods extreme “black and white” thinking, instability in self-image, identity and behavior, prone to anxiety and depression)



Leo- Narcissistic disorder (a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy)

Virgo- Obsessive Compulsive disorder (involves an obsession with ideas, perfection, cleanliness, and organization)

Libra- Passive-aggressive personality disorder (condition in which a person seems to actively comply with the desires and needs of others, but actually passively resists them, these people tend to have procrastination issues, unexpressed furry and fear of authority)

Scorpio- Bi-Polar Disorder (episodes of abnormally elevated energy levels, and features of both mania and depression, can be extremely sexually promiscuous and violent) 

Sagittarius- Attention Deficit hyperactivity disorder (problem with inattentiveness, over-activity, impulsiveness, and a lack of commitment)

Capricorn- Workaholic personality disorder (addicted to work and advancing in ones career, problems with showing deep emotion and high levels of stress)

Aquarius- Schitzotypal (characterized by odd appearance, behavior that is odd, eccentric, or peculiar, emotionally distant, people with it attempt to shock others with radical topics or actions)

Pisces- Avoidant Personality disorder (social inhibition, feelings of inadequacy, extreme sensitivity to negative evaluation, relying on others opinions for guidance or co-dependency, avoiding stressful situations)

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